Julia-isms: for nice guys and girls who give a shit
Disclaimer - If this advice offends you in any way, sorry I’m not sorry. At all.
1. First things first: beauty sleep. You can’t get your life without an impeccable sleep schedule. 2. The question isn’t whether or not you should use an eyelash curler, the question is, why are you asking? 3. How many glasses of water are you drinking a day? Great. Now triple it. 4. If you let a girl pay on the first date, not even Jesus can help you. 5. When in an intimate yet casual setting be sure to engage everyone. Side conversations between 2 in a group of 4-5 are weird. 6, maybe. Drunk, fine. 6. Don’t ask girls if they wanna “chill sometime.” This isn’t high school. 7. Never ask a girl on a coffee date unless it’s strictly business. Grabbing coffee is fine, and different. 8. Dudes- not everyone thinks your beard is cute. I’m not telling you to get rid of it, but I’m asking you to please know your target market. 9. Don’t comment on what a girl is eating whether it’s healthy or unhealthy. Unless of course, you’re in a committed relationship. Then, please do. 10. Do comment on a female’s accessories. It shows attention to detail. 11. Knowing the menu is sexy. Telling a girl what to order is not. 12. If a girl tells you she doesn’t need you to walk her home, she doesn’t want you to walk her home. If a girl tells you she doesn’t need you to wait with her as she hails a cab, do not wait with her to hail a cab. Good luck out there. xx